glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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