very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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