i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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