I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
