You can't motorboat a personality
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
They are going to name an STD after you.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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