so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
