I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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