Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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