But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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