my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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