yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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