3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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