I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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