but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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