Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
