Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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