yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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