Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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