There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Farmville is her only friend.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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