you have to choose: penises or morals?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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