belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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