found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
