i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I supernannyed him into submission
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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