Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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