If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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