just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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