dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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