he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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