I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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