Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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