id be glad to
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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