Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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