So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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