FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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