I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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