I'm going to jail i love you
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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