and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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