I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
