okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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