it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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