One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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