I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
