No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
