um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I don't think brook has ever known best
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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