I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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