Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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