Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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