i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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