I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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