How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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