i can't believe i had my finger in that
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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