and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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