i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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