She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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